| 1 | Dorian Gray (2009) - Oliver Parker | Best Portrait | | | An 'Art Deal' with Mephisto and a steady 'Decent into the Maelström' begins |
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| 2 | Scarface (1983) - Oliver Stone | Best Cocaine | | | Drugs, oblivion, rad, extreme, unforgettable |
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| 3 | Nosferatu - F.W. Murnau | Best Creepy Walk | | | Vampire Count Orlok expresses interest in a new residence and real estate agent's wife. |
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| 4 | Bagdad Café - Percy Adlon | Best Bleak Cafe | | | Rad, bleak, dusty, desert and somehow very arthouse |
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| 5 | Sleepy Hollow - Tim Burton | Best Dark Forrest | | | Great costumes and drama in the dark woods with Johnny Depp and Christina Ricci |
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| 6 | V/H/S/2 - Simon Barrett, Adam Wingard & others | Best Phone Movie | | | Apparently made on phones, remote cams, computer cams etc - dark, rad & wack |
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| 7 | The Exorcist - William Friedkin | Best Possessed | | | Truly unforgettable, extreme possession, rad and out there |
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| 8 | Looper - Rian Johnson | Best Gritty Future | | | Outstanding dystopian future sets - rad - and farm time with Emily |
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| 9 | Batman and Robin (1997) - Joel Schumacher | Best Rubber Coated Batgirl | | | Alicia in rubber mmmm.... worth seeing just for the fetish material |
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| 10 | 54 - Mark Christopher | Best 70's Club | | | All the traits ov a great NY club - Studio 54 - glamorous, pretty, rad, door-people, had it all |
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| 11 | Terminator Salvation - McG | Best Machine Takeover | | | Wack dystopian Arnie future cyber superweb (Skynet) mechanized rule & war - rad |
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| 12 | 9½ Weeks - Adrian Lyne | Best Time In New York | | | Ott sensual at one ov it's movie best - screens everywhere - obsessed |
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| 13 | My Own Private Idaho - Gus Van Sant | Best Plastic House | | | Rad, arty, extreme yet subtle, out there yet normal, wack yet sane - great |
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| 14 | Irvine Welsh's Ecstasy - Rob Heydon | Best Raver Dealer | | | So many many times had great partys pills people paradise oblivion maelström |
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| 15 | Hackers - Iain Softley | Best Phone Calls | | | Vibrant got all the call codes tech and fast with early Angelina Jolie |
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| 16 | Betty Blue - Jean-jacques Beineix | Best Summer | | | Very sweaty very french |
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| 17 | Taxi Driver - Martin Scorsese | Best Taxi | | | Out there ott over the edge rescue gone wrong helper gone mad |
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| 18 | Sicario (2015) - Denis Villeneuve | Best Border Crossing | | | Mexico is dystopia flat out man - and the CIA wanna know - in - out - underneath |
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| 19 | Lost Highway - David Lynch | Best Trip ov The Condemned | | | Wack, out there, very surrealist entertainment, philosophical dystopian hedonism |
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| 20 | Liquid Sky - Slava Tsukerman | Best Avant Garde 80's | | | Surreal, new romantic, avant garde, arthouse, vivid color and imagery |
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| 21 | Beauty and the Beast (2017) - Bill Condon | Best Beast | | | Just charming and delightful all the way through, with talking clock, candelabra and things |
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| 22 | Holy Motors - Leos Carax | Best Current French Avant Garde | | | Wack and wack again - so damn wack - freakshow plus - like it's all so normal |
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| 23 | Zombieland - Ruben Fleischer | Best Indiscriminate Killing | | | Really great for blowing zombies to bits with shotguns and Bill Murray does a great zombie |
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| 24 | Hancock - Peter Berg | Best Slacker Super Hero | | | He might make a few errors but he get's the job done - between slacking around that is |
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| 25 | Baywatch (2017) - Seth Gordon | Best New Person | | | We liked it, it had stuff and funny parts and things, a story sort ov - lots ov fun & reminisce |
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| 26 | A Good Day To Die Hard - John Moore | Best Russian Freeway Chase | | | One ov the best freeway quad? multi story crash and burn truck chases ever ott |
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| 27 | Jobs - Joshua Michael Stern | Best Apple | | | All about Apple Computer aka Steve Jobs aka no longer CEO aka making another computer |
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| 28 | Plan 9 from Outer Space - Ed Wood | Best Wacko Space Crew | | | Exceedingly bad - so bad it's a true Cult Classic - wacko everything as Ed Wood does |
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| 30 | Blue Velvet - David Lynch | Best Gas | | | Frankly it's very blue and velvety |
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| 31 | Shutter Island - Martin Scorsese | Best Illusion | | | Story unfolds into a new psycho story - all is not what it seems - rad |
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| 32 | The Limits of Control - Jim Jarmusch | Best Wack Coffees | | | Surreal, vivid, great costumes - not a lot said - very out there |
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| 33 | Black Narcissus - Michael Powell, Emerick Pressburger | Best Nunn | | | Just divine in so many ways, unforgettable |
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| 34 | Eyes Wide Shut - Stanley Kubrick | Best Society | | | Dark side ov enlightened society - with all the bells and whisles |
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| 35 | Twilight (2008) - Catherine Hardwicke | Best Vampires | | | Ott first scenes ov Edward - best film ov the decade at that point - moody dark rad |
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| 36 | Tracks (2013) - John Curran | Best Camels | | | Must see if you love animals - those camels just have all the love in them |
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| 37 | We're the Millers - Rawson Marshall Thurber | Best Baby Incident | | | Surprise comedy with some really extreme happenings and big bags ov dope |
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| 38 | The Great Gatsby (2013) - Baz Luhrmann | Best Party Guy | | | Gatsby has partys and everyone goes - great cars and great sets - grand |
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| 39 | Guest House Paradiso - Adrian Edmondson | Best Fire Hazard | | | Ott coast-side guest house mad mad & rad and the nightwear - superb |
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| 40 | Alphaville - Jean-Luc Godard | Best Dance Ov The Elixir | | | Wack old style futuristic off world city with points ov prophecy running wild |
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| 42 | The Hunger Games - Gary Ross | Best Dystopian Life | | | Reminds ov Rollerball so wacko dystopian future with a yearly battle to keep entropy happy |
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| 43 | American Sniper - Clint Eastwood | Best Single Shot | | | Life in a modern day warzone - close to true story - gritty soldier life |
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| 44 | Ed Wood - Tim Burton | Best Rubber Monster | | | Bela Lugosi, Vampira, girls clothing, and making movies any way he can |
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| 45 | This Must Be the Place - Paolo Sorrentino | Best Retired Goth Rock Star | | | Great character to every detail superb, just so good, best this year |
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| 46 | Stone Bros. - Richard Frankland | Best Gunja Road Trip | | | Very funny all the way rad stoner type times - "made on dope" |
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| 48 | This Is Spinal Tap - Rob Reiner | Best Love Stick | | | Ott parody ov rock bands & their 'tour', the music & stage, it's all there - or is it - unseen |
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| 49 | The Drop - Michaël R. Roskam | Best Drop | | | James Gandolfini runs a bar owned by the Chechnyan mafia - need we say more |
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| 50 | Control (2007) - Anton Corbijn | Best Joy Division | | | Film (acted) about Ian Curtis - his life, the band's music and friends, his death |
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| 51 | Rum Diary (2011) - Bruce Robinson | Best Newspaper Experience | | | Life in the tropics in the 50's with Johnny & Amanda - a Hunter S. Thompson work |
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| 52 | Wild Things - John Mcnaughton | Best Carwash | | | Bad chics bad guys just bad bad bad and just so great |
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| 53 | 2001: A Space Odyssey - Stanley Kubrick | Best On Board Computer | | | Hal the computer takes over - this is prophecy and timing on the edge |
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| 55 | Westworld - Micheal Crighton | Best Software | | | Come to Westworld, they're all robots, you'll have a great time time time time time time time |
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| 56 | Purple Rain (1984) - Albert Magnoli | Best Stage Chopper | | | Prince - 'The Movie' - very sweet & fun to watch and feel you've at least seen it |
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| 57 | Spy Game - Tony Scott | Best Default Save | | | Spy v spy - no-one knows who's doing what - there's stuff that needs doing - rad with Brad |
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| 58 | Vulgaria - Pang Ho-Cheung | Best Movie About Making A Porn Movie | | | Wack ott out there inocent and not actually pornographic rad new / old adventure |
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| 59 | Straship Troopers - Paul Verhoeven | Best Brain Bug | | | Future Sci-Fi - the other race has a Brain Bug for a leader - fascinating |
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| 60 | The Runaways - Floria Sigismondi | Best Cherry Bomb | | | Great look at the start and procession ov the Runaways & Joan Jet |
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| 61 | Live By Night - Ben Affleck | Best I'm Not A Gangster | | | Great prohibition boss who could negotiate and get things done for the Mafia |
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| 62 | Chopper - Andrew Dominik | Best Bad Person | | | Eric Bana (comedian) does a fine Chopper - the life and times ov badness |
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| 63 | Citizenfour - Lara Poitras | Best 'We Know Nothing' | | | All Internet data is being stored - Ed Snowden tells NSA has been peeking at it & phones |
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| 64 | Pump Up The Volume - Allan Moyle | Best Bedroom Pirate Radio | | | Great Pirate Radio - few memorable scenes - uses next door's 'Hands Free' connection |
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| 65 | All the Money in the World - Ridley Scott | Best Kidnapping | | | Paul Getty III was kidnapped and ransomed off - gives a look at Getty and why the name is so |
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| 66 | Red State - Kevin Smith | Best Wack Church | | | Religion gone so terribly terribly wrong - and so ultraviolent for a country church |
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| 67 | Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation - Christopher McQuarrie | Best Opera Killzone | | | Action packed all the way - cleverly exhausts the audience trying to figure it out on the fly |
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